When you see a deer do you think...?

';Awww, it's Bambi.';





Or





';Dang it, I wish they allowed hunting in this zoo.';When you see a deer do you think...?
monitorhead someone should tie u up!!! ehehe where do u come up with such stuff!!! still u make us giggle... thnx.. :o)


when I see a dear I go ';awwww it's bambi sooo cute!!!) -unless it is one of those real big ones... ehehe :o)When you see a deer do you think...?
Uhm......Kinder_Gentler Dear...uh. That was a blonde blow up doll you were using as a dee'coy and well.... The deer pretty much blew her to smithereens. You have quite a mess to clean up. I must say though. I think the deer was a pretty darn good shot. She got her target from 20 keilbameters away. And yes....a she'deer. The buck would never have shot the blonde.
ow! I say oh vennison!
Neither:





Wouldn't it be funny (and fair) if someone taught deer how to use guns? The deer would be hiding out in bowling alleys, bars, golf courses, waiting for a hunter to appear, drawn to the decoy hot babe! ';Shhhhh.....here he comes...right to the blonde decoy with the beer!';





BLAM!!





';You got 'em!!!';





EDIT: Well, Marianne, I didn't say they would be GOOD shots!
ummm, no
';Holy crap! A deer!';
Do you mean dear or deer. Deer is nick name for dear
I think, ';You destroyed my car!!!....hmmm...dinner.';
holy crap.... another dent on my wing!!!
neither.
My all too frequent deer sightings usually make me think, ';bugger me! damn animals!'; as I have to swerve the car again.


Why do the ruddy animals always time it to run out the woods just infront of your car?


Have you seen the mess they make of your windscreen if you hit 'em.
DINNER!





YUM
I think ...';Hmm it is a nice day to take up archery';





Then I think ';a nice big pot of Venison Stew is probably needed at the Food Bank';





Then I think ';If one more of my tulips gets eaten I am going to buy an Uzi';