It's Christmas Eve and you're on a dark, lonely road when all of a sudden a deer comes out of the woods...?

....you can't stop, and splatter ...you hit and kill the small animal. You get out to check the damage and...HORROR!.....you've killed Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer! What do you do next?It's Christmas Eve and you're on a dark, lonely road when all of a sudden a deer comes out of the woods...?
fire up the grill? It's Christmas Eve and you're on a dark, lonely road when all of a sudden a deer comes out of the woods...?
The red nose means he has rabies. Scream for joy and move the carcass away from the road.





I don't believe in Santa Claus.



sell everything on ebay.
field dress rudolph and take the head to be prepared for mounting in my den. love venison steaks.
make sure the blunt is still lit, i havent spilled my beer and no cops are around, then i get back in the car and speed off
Masturbate over the Dead corpse!
Steal his red lightbulb...cause im guessing the lights on the front of the car are smashed....
Wait for Santa to come kill me.


Or get put on the Naughty List. ;]
Fix dinner.
cut off his nose and use it for a hood ornament ,and example to the rest of them.
move it to the side and drive off
call the cops
rob santa since he can't see
Rob Santa.


Or just laugh and call him names.
MMM! Deer jerky! That's what we do with 'em here in North Idaho!
i cry....


poor rudolph!!! he went through so much with all of those laughing reindeers, its just so sad!!! luckily, I won't be drunk.
take him home and feed my family
Land my plane on a safe runway
Realize I'm in the middle of a stupid Yahoo! Answers ';question';.